What’s This? A Card, Is This?

Assuming you didn’t stumble upon this page as an Easter Egg (if you did, well done!), you’re probably here because I carded you.

If that’s the case, my condolences: In Taiwan, getting carded means that you received the Nice Guy Card, meaning that You Got Friend-zoned.

• Translation:
  • Sentencing of the Nice Guy
  • (You are a Nice Guy!)
  • “I know you’re a nice guy, but let’s be friends forever!!”
  • The victim of this card is immobile for 3 rounds, and can only take the Orz position

And no, it’s not a nice feeling.

To compensate you for the irreparable emotional trauma that you will have to carry for the rest of your life (and no, you may not opt out – don’t be a scaredy-cat), I humbly offer you All That I Have To Give: A discount on my Study Guide.

Poor Carded Person: Alright, it’s a start (of the journey to recovery). How much are we talking though?

[This is how one cards people like a (Mafia) boss. Also available is the hilarious Taiwanese-dubbed version.]

 

No, really. This page entitles you to a 50% discount on the sweet “GAMSAT In 2 Months” Study Guide (see here for why you should get it right now).

If you’re already convinced, click the following link to grab the Study Guide right now.

Alternatively, use the discount code “CARDED” at any time in the Add To Cart Page to redeem the 50%-off discount.
Check the Study Guide out right now! You won’t regret it! (Unless you can’t read English, in which case The Regret is very possible, and very real.)